More about the programme: www.bbc.co.uk It’s the second episode of the second series and there’s the usual mix of contributors, reviews and jokes as the news channels continue to provide enough rubbish to make a show out of.

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1. R0773N on August 13th, 2010 4:42 am

   Love British humo(u)r.

2. MachXX2 on August 14th, 2010 12:00 am

   BBC FTW. World’s most prestigious news organization.

3. pipking101 on August 16th, 2010 6:41 pm

   @sylvur what do you mean none of us noticed it?

4. masterbrown2002 on August 18th, 2010 4:08 am

   Pure genius

5. Sean554 on August 24th, 2010 9:03 am

   This is a light house keeper being beheaded by a laser beam…

6. renoo27 on August 26th, 2010 7:28 pm

   “He Unfortunately was boring.” Ahaha!

   1:35: AVERAGE.

   HAHA man this guy’s the best!

7. ProJanitor on August 28th, 2010 12:50 pm

   haha everyone on the street thinks it’s a regular story

8. sylvur on August 29th, 2010 9:32 am

   Oh my god… it’s so true! The freaking news channel have just been copying this template for years and none of us really noticed it until today

9. kbtreturns on August 31st, 2010 12:38 pm

   should i ever become obese (god forbid), i’ve decided that whenever i go out in public i will always wear t-shirts with slogans/pictures that are too offensive to broadcast, just in case someone tries to film me from the neck down for stock footage of fat people shopping.

10. moose121212 on September 1st, 2010 12:45 am

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

11. ashkarful on September 2nd, 2010 12:31 pm

    He unfortunately was boring so to wake you up heres an animated graph, this is a silhouette representing the average family and this is a light house keeper being beheaded by a laser beam. roflmao

12. Classicalify on September 7th, 2010 6:48 pm

    Facts
    ———
    .Appear
    .One by one
    On the screen
    .best news ever

13. Eradicus on September 10th, 2010 10:23 pm

    One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
    fucking brilliant

14. jpalongo on September 13th, 2010 5:36 am

    Nobody swears like Charlie Brooker. Funny as Hell when he does it!

15. MooseOfReason on September 15th, 2010 2:13 am

    Dowdy kitchen man. Ahh, yeh.

16. MISSHERMAN2007 on September 18th, 2010 3:32 am

    lol over weight pple

17. Dakarn on September 20th, 2010 5:06 am

    @DadgeCity Key word in my post > American.
    I beg forgiveness. (lol)

18. DadgeCity on September 21st, 2010 8:26 pm

    @Dakarn orater>auteur

19. adampegler90 on September 22nd, 2010 8:44 pm

    charlie brooker is god

20. roflchopper8 on September 23rd, 2010 4:07 am

    unfortunetly he was boring so to wake you up this is an animated chart this is a siloutet representing the average family and this is a light house keeper being beheaded by a laser beam

21. Dakarn on September 23rd, 2010 7:04 am

    Sadly, this would never air on American stations. Such a shame…
    “Next, a walky talky preamble from the orater, pacing steadly towards the lense. Punctuating every other sentence with a hand gesture, and ignoring all the pricks milling around him, like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix.”
    (Half those words my common American folk wouldn’t even understand, regrettably.)

22. haribo687 on September 26th, 2010 1:23 am

    So, so true. I need a bit of Charlie Brooker every once in a while to keep me sane